Pit Viper World Champs Pants

Size: Medium
Sale price$125.69
In stock


Please don’t buy these pants if you’re not a world champion. You will need to provide proof at checkout that you’re the best in the world at what you do. Examples include: world’s longest chest hair, most extensive human teeth collection, world’s oldest jarred fart, etc.

Is there a word for road rash from a rock garden? These pants are designed to prevent that. Combining heat and abrasion-resistant leather inner knee pads, form-fitting multi paneled construction, with a breathable, retro fit; these pants are ready to straddle any bike.

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